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Carol Burnett


American
April 26, 1933
Actress
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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.


Carol Burnett
Tags: Just Big Walking
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I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.


Carol Burnett
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.


Carol Burnett
Tags: Life Own Once
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?


Carol Burnett
Tags: You Like Think
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.


Carol Burnett
Tags: Like Your Over
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.


Carol Burnett
Tags: Movies Run Second
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
Carol Burnett
Tags: You Came Call
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I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.


Carol Burnett
Tags: Morning Every New
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
Carol Burnett
Tags: Only Now Once
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
Tags: Lot Where Too
My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on welfare, but I never felt abandoned or unloved.
Carol Burnett
Tags: Never Were Mean
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Carol Burnett
Tags: You Like Out
My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood - and I would kind of lock myself in this little dressing room area with a cracked mirror on the door and act out what I had just seen.
Carol Burnett
Tags: Movies Just Out